• The Snark Urge@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    The fact that anyone is bothering to smear the currently imprisoned “Guiness world record holder for most poisoned underpants” must mean Pootles isn’t feeling too big and shirtless after his hot dog salesman came a-knocking mob handed.

    …I’m so good at sentences.