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minus-squareOpenStars@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·1 year agogit add cry git commit -m “nobody but me will read this anyway” git push git end-of-line :-|
minus-squarePotatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·1 year agoCommit rejected. Rejection message: no crying at work.
minus-squaretheneverfox@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoI’ve literally written expressions of existential horror in commit messages. No one reads past the preview, so just make sure the first couple lines are on topic
git add cry
git commit -m “nobody but me will read this anyway”
git push
git end-of-line :-|
Commit rejected. Rejection message: no crying at work.
Fucking pre-commit hooks
I’ve literally written expressions of existential horror in commit messages. No one reads past the preview, so just make sure the first couple lines are on topic