• Krazix@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I drink diet soda to not drink soda. I drink soda to not do drugs and alcohol. I’d much rather have heroin than diet coke, but I probably shouldn’t ever have that again. So I’ll have a diet coke, on ice please.

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      1 year ago

      Diet Dew instead of coke, but otherwise spot on. I’ve done enough stupid shit that if fake sugar is what kills me, I’ve still managed to deny a few odds.