• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    They could collect fallen ruzzian dicks and keep them in a freezer for when putin keels over. I can see it now in the news… this morning putins burial site next to the Walmart dumpster was found to be covered with real frozen dicks…

    Not a lot of guys would volunteer for the war if they saw where their dicks would eventually collect.