🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 2 years agoIt's just one of life's mysteriessh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1248arrow-down111
arrow-up1237arrow-down1imageIt's just one of life's mysteriessh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 2 years agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up19·edit-22 years agoMe: “I’ll piss on that electric fence.” Friend #1: “Do it, no balls.” Friend #2: [has to physically restrain me from pissing on the fence] Clearly masculinity is a very elegantly culturally evolved trait for survival.
minus-squarewheresmypillow@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 years agoThis is how you know who your real friends are.
minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 years agoYeah, a real friend wouldn’t’ve stopped me! That’s what you meant, right?
minus-squarewheresmypillow@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoYeah… of course I don’t think it’s funny. I definitely don’t want to know if Ren and Stimpy were right.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoShampoo for my real friends. Real poo for my sham friends.
minus-square🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoThis perfectly sums up the phenomenon
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-22 years agohttps://youtu.be/azxx9sG4Gjw
minus-squarePipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksBlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoHere is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/azxx9sG4Gjw?si=qQcmC--XmbGYapp3 Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.
minus-squareFfaerieOxide@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·2 years ago Clearly masculinity is a very elegantly culturally evolved trait for survival. Sure it’ll get you killed but like so many things which’ve evolved to kill us we can treat it now with pills.
minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years ago“Tired of the urge to piss on electric fences to prove your masculinity? Take antiboyotics today!”
minus-squarethe_third@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoNo, no, that’s anti_idiotics_ you should take in that case.
minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoIt’s my God-given right as an American to be an idiot! I’ll be damned if I let some so-called ‘medical expert’ take that away from me!
minus-squarethe_third@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoOf course, sir, I understand, in that case, may I point you towards our large selection of liquid proidiotics, aisle 7 and 8.
minus-squareFfaerieOxide@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·2 years ago Friend #3: “Do it; no balls!”
Me: “I’ll piss on that electric fence.”
Friend #1: “Do it, no balls.”
Friend #2: [has to physically restrain me from pissing on the fence]
Clearly masculinity is a very elegantly culturally evolved trait for survival.
This is how you know who your real friends are.
Yeah, a real friend wouldn’t’ve stopped me!
That’s what you meant, right?
Yeah… of course I don’t think it’s funny. I definitely don’t want to know if Ren and Stimpy were right.
Shampoo for my real friends. Real poo for my sham friends.
This perfectly sums up the phenomenon
https://youtu.be/azxx9sG4Gjw
Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/azxx9sG4Gjw?si=qQcmC--XmbGYapp3
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.
Sure it’ll get you killed but like so many things which’ve evolved to kill us we can treat it now with pills.
“Tired of the urge to piss on electric fences to prove your masculinity? Take antiboyotics today!”
No, no, that’s anti_idiotics_ you should take in that case.
It’s my God-given right as an American to be an idiot! I’ll be damned if I let some so-called ‘medical expert’ take that away from me!
Of course, sir, I understand, in that case, may I point you towards our large selection of liquid proidiotics, aisle 7 and 8.
Damn, this got literal