I haven’t set foot on ‘dry land’ since Napster started.

Which reminds me:

Two flies sitting on piece of poo. One of them farts, says the other,

‘Do you mind! I’m eating!’

But where will Europe sell their old ‘failed-safety-inspection-too-expensive-to-repair’ cars now, if Africa goes electric?

/s - just in case

Upvoted just for nincompoop. I haven’t heard that in decades.

After a quick butchers at the list, I think they are going after streaming sites rather than torrent sites per se.

It’s a fact.

I’m a truck driver in Germany, and even my Volvo truck turns the hazards on under hard braking.

In Europe it is required for vehicles decelerating faster than 6m/s² and I believe some vehicles might activate their fog tail lights too.

^^ A real Bro!

LocalSend is the dogs bollocks!

If I understand the article correctly, this is about plants extinct in the area of Vermont only.

…with a baseball bat covered in nails. Rusty nails.

I understand lots of the words in this post, but there are many that tell me I wouldn’t get Linux up and running on any of my laptops or PC.

but noone will come after you if you (as a common citizen) download pirated movies or software.

As an EU ‘common’ citizen in Germany, I can assure you that you most certainly will be gone after for downloading any and all copyrighted material.

A single episode of a TV series once cost me 1500€ when I forgot to activate my VPN.