It’s a wishful thinking button. Have to hope that they miss.

It’s only something to worry about if you’re thinking about invading.

If I used him as a Lavrovtory, I wouldn’t even trust him to hold my piss.

Correct.

Fun idea but it’s not powerful enough to do anything meaningful.

Damn you Bibi!

He does the first and last out of spite rather than necessity and satisfies the middle by adding “to dogs” at the end.

Also, let’s say the police or ICE or your local chapter of Piss Boy LARPers are walking up on somebody carrying this thing around or with it in a backpack. What happens when you reach over to press the big red button on that package or at the end of a length of wire feeding into your bag? Pretty sure their first assumption won’t be EMP device.

You’d need one hell of an EMP to deflect a barrage of bullets.

Cool, I’ll download the plans for that and keep them in a folder next to the ones for perpetual motion machines.

I think this means we’re at the stage where he’s decided it makes more sense to list off all the crimes he’s not doing.

List complete.

Lavrov is just pissed that Japan attacked Pearl Harbor and set off the chain of events that led to the US entering WWII, defeating the Nazis, and getting The Bomb first.

Russia-linked group

That’s one way to say “the Kremlin”, I guess.

Worms are almost as dumb as Republicans, they’ll eat his poison up just like his listeners did.

Or maybe one of Voldemort’s minions, or a band of orcs assaulting Helm’s Deep, or a stormtrooper in- wait, that one’s a little too close. They can imagine him as anything they want, he’s worm food now.

I’d be willing to accept a copy of a report by the agent who saw proof. The original will probably be too thoroughly contaminated for handling once the horrors of that job become too much for said agent.

You need to open up the can and put it on a shelf in a dark cabinet for a few weeks first. Rookie mistake.

Wait until you hear about atoms.

Guess Elon’s weekly shipment will be late. Probably scrambling to replace it off the streets like some kind of nose-mounted vacuum cleaner.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/stone

As long as I’m here, should mention that I didn’t even realize I was replying to you in the comments of that one about the sandpaper. At the time, I’d intended to toss in that parenthetical with no context and wander off and, upon noticing the coincidence, debated editing it out since it could look like I was following you around. No malice in it and while we may cleave along the rock/stone question, I respect your efforts.

They must’ve had to rotate through editors like the cleanup workers at Chernobyl.