I got tired of compiling the kernel taking a day on my Pentium pc. So I got a pile of 486s the uni was throwing out, built a Beowulf cluster out of them and soon I was able to compile the kernel in two and half days.

Any of The Forest games become basically a zipline simulator once that is unlocked.

As in, clear fell the forest so we can build ziplines everywhere.

Chickadee

Why is Colbert doing security for Elvis?

Boomerang Fu. Played with the kids who enjoyed stomping their parents.

80-110W

Ritual purposes.

Your base… is under attack.

Ark.

Initial thought was “I can’t think of anything”. Then I started scrolling through this thread showering upvoted on all of the repressed memories.

In the time it took you to write that you could have installed Linux and had a better idea than any of this back and forward.

Oh no! Anyway…

That’ll fix the cheaters though right? Right?

Ffmpeg.

If a single person can make the system fail then the system has already failed.

Slackware 7

Final panel is a lactose monster delivering a roundhouse kick to the gut.

The scorpion stabs the cabbage and says it’s in my bag of grain.

Never had sex in the dark?

Finally finish acceptance testing, get the changes deployed to production, wrap up the documentation. Job well done.

Bing. Email from vendor “we are entirely changing our API, it’s now push instead of pull”.