“You Must Construct Additional Pylons”

  • TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org
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    KILLING SPREE!

    RAMPAGE!

    DOUBLE KILL!

    M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!

    Edit: oh yeah and Duke at an arcade cabinet of his own game: “Don’t have time to play with myself.”

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    “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

    • Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperature Science
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    “With this character’s death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.”

  • Spiralvortexisalie@lemmy.world
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    I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.