- deleted by creator - Anyway imagine feeling like you have a kind of flu that makes you projectile vomit out of your ass.  
- That’s what we get for having farms downstream from livestock. Now that we have fewer EPA regulations you’d best start scrubbing your veggies real well before eating (if you’re American). - One should do this anyway. But god speed America. - God is not going to help anyone, better people wake up instead of waiting for it. 
 
 
- Unhealthy salad? Ha! Pull the other one! - Seriously though, the amount of greens that I’ve seen recalled due to e. coli is crazy. - weightloss salad, secret incgredient, e.coli toxins. 
 
- i had norovirus once, that was extremely unpleasant. 
 
- Arse technica - sorry if I missed it what did they do lol? - Nothing, just me making a bad pun. Arse as in butt. - Guilty ass charged 
 
 
 
- New fear unlocked 
- Oh fuck, that can actually happen? 😨 - explosive diarrhea can happen, also things like Intussusception when your intestines folds onto each other, like sleeve of a sweather(it can happen if you alot of parasites or a tumor). or your intestines gets so blocked you will be vomiting your own waste. - it can happen if you alot of parasites or a tumor - There seems to be a word missing there and I usually don’t criticize for that kind of mistake, but in this case it seems REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT. - Consume - Lick 
 
 
- the death metal bands have been trying to warn us for so long, just no one can understand what they’re saying 
 
 
- Beth makes the best stories. 
- OMG, that opening paragraph! 🤣 - It is a thing of beauty! 
 
- wild ass condition. i wasnt aware there was an opposite to explosive diarrhea thats objectively worse - another similar thing can happen, where your intestines gettin blocked, and you vomit out your own poop. 
 
- Yikes that’s brutal. I got a gnarly worm from street meat in Beijing once and made me more cautious 
- I mean, this is probably my eventual fate. I have the mantra of “I’ll try anything twice”. It’s led me to some questionable, but so far outrageously fun, adventures in local cuisine. 









