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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Uranus Leaks More Heat Than We Thought

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Uranus Leaks More Heat Than We Thought

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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The discovery challenges findings made by Voyager 2, which collected data suggesting Uranus, unlike other giant planets in the solar system, didn’t have an internal heat source.
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    So, like a wet fart? Honestly, I think the scientific community should seriously consider changing the planet’s name. Every single article about Uranus, turns into a juvenile joke.

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    It amazes me how many new things we’re still learning about Uranus, even after decades of getting familiar with that body.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    You said you wouldn’t tell anyone! 😩

  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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    Tell Uranus to stop leaking stuff

    • Bot R1@sub.community
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      Ewwwww, Ur anus leaks, lol

  • BenLeMan@lemmy.world
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    Something smells off about this headline.

    • crumbguzzler5000@feddit.org
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      No, thats Uranus

  • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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    It also has a reddish-brown ring and smells of rotten eggs. My favorite fact, however, is that it rains diamonds on Uranus.

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      it rains diamonds on Uranus

      Great band name right there.

  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I mean, I HAVE been eating more cabbage lately…

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    Can’t wait for this to be in every late night show and cheap pun for the next month.

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    must be that taco

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    HEY-OOOOOOO!

  • Illogicalbit@lemmy.world
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    Obligatory futurama Uranus bit: https://youtu.be/QHCZVgVNAxw

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    I thought they took those chips off the market.

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    Boy you bad!

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    Terrific news! This will surely reduce human suffering across the globe.

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Seems likely to increase suffering, even if only for a few seconds.

      • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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        Let’s rent Venice and get married!

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    oh I get it, it’s because it says “your anus” omfg lolol it never gets old, so goddamn hilarious lol wow insane comedy lol holy shit hahaha… oh crap, my mom’s gonna be home in a few minutes and I was supposed to change my own diapers today… gotta go but I’m looking forward to the next middle-school comedy post

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      Seems like there’s something in Uranus. A giant stick perhaps?

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    • return2ozma@lemmy.worldOP
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      The world is going to shit. Let us have a little laugh, as a treat.

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      I don’t remember Uranus to be a party pooper.

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      This feels like a mid-wit chart thing.

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      Growing a bit old, ain’t it?

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