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miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

‘Britain’s most tattooed man’ claims he is unable to watch p*rn as 'new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask' | Need To Know

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‘Britain’s most tattooed man’ claims he is unable to watch p*rn as 'new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask' | Need To Know

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miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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Britain’s most tattooed man says new UK age checks block him from p*rn sites as facial recognition mistakes his tattoos for a mask, calling the tech discriminatory.

cross-posted from: https://endlesstalk.org/post/92550159

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    you’re allowed to say PORN on the internet

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      Not in Britain

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        “You got a loicense for that???”

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          “Gunna ask mi muum”

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            The right answer is “Gunna ask ya muum next taim 'seer”

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        Brilliant Govna

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      Sobering how all the tech bro social sites are programming people to self-censor so the bots don’t cull their posts. The Internet is turning into a shitfuck.

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        shitfuck

        Reported for language

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          Son of a damn mother shitter!

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        We needed a national online govt forum where we could sue for freedom of speech violations by mods etc. Unfortunately our government lacks leadership or progressives so

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          I’m picturing a discord-like server run by USPS and boooooooooy what a cluster fuck that would be

          (Mostly because of the users, but also because of the way the current and previous administrations have repeatedly hamstrung USPS)

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            I more mean something organized like Reddit or Lemmy, with multiple aids for translating into other languages and disability access and allowing for an audio mode or text mode. Eg instead of going to my city’s Reddit, I’ll go to their actual official forum page. Instead of viewing my rep’s stupid Twitter, I can view their actual offical forum account.

            And yeah it’ll be a fucking mess, legal nightmare, and expensive. But we need it as much as we need the post office and everything else.

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              I agree, it’s a necessary clusterfuck. But a clusterfuck indeed.

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      Not only are they censoring porn, they’re censoring the word itself!

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      Not in the UK

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      Why you think the net was born? P*rn, p*rn, p*rn!

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        Parn? Pern? Purn?

        I guess we’ll never know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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