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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

Do you ever picture your grandma in heaven watched over you as you’re getting spit roasted by two Grindr randoms?

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Do you ever picture your grandma in heaven watched over you as you’re getting spit roasted by two Grindr randoms?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    No.

    Because despite my best efforts, I have not found 2 people down to spit-roast me.

    • NONE@lemmy.world
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      Me neither 😞

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        Well all you two need is each other, and like…8 more guys.

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldOP
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          A spit roast is three people nine is definitely a gangbang or orgy.

          • NONE@lemmy.world
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            Gangbang if it’s an All-in-one. Orgy if its like a Battle Royal.

            • INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone
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              It’s a numbers game, really depends on the configuration.

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7MBGpZK9wg

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    As an asexual atheist with both grandmothers still alive, I can’t say I ever have, no. Were those things not the case, I’d say anything they saw would be down to them using their ghost powers to violate my privacy anyway.

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    Gotta keep grandma entertained in the afterlife. I’m sure playing the harp and praising the lord every day can get boring after a while.

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    Never has a username been so appropriate for the type of question.

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      Shouldn’t your responses all be blank?

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        It is “No-Ne”, not none.

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    That sounds pretty gay to be honest.

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    NOW I will! That’s hot as hell.

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    My grandmother? No.

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