A push pin is my go-to.

I used to shock and amaze people when I’d pull out half a cottonballs worth of pocket lint and get their phones working again.

And don’t waste $10 on a kit. A toothpick and canned air does everything you need.

Oh, Reaper. Just because you don’t understand other people’s desire to care about anything they aren’t putting their dick in doesn’t mean the rest of us feel the same way

Have you tried going in reverse? 😂

Much like how the president is lying about Chicago and Portland being crime filled dens of sin to keep people from finding out how cool of a city they are.

You obviously pasted the wrong link.

I believe this is the game you meant:

https://share.google/9Qcqk3rI2jBEqz6s7

There aren’t many things you CAN’T do that with.

Oh absolutely. It only makes sense to map both of those “sometimes” actions to a single button, but it’s still fun to laugh at.

The older I get the harder it is for me to understand why crouching is supposed to be quieter than walking.

If I was crouching you’d hear my groans and my joints crack and pop from another room.

Maybe I was just too young, but I never got the impression that a thermonuclear war was around the corner.

Won’t you cum?

And the answer to the next question is always: No, you don’t want to download it.

Wait till you see my cat’s gaming setup!!!

Do you really think they’ll replace someone who knows how to do five things with five specialists?

Then I’m a cat lady!

Besides having cats, what are the other elements of this culture?

I’ve always interpreted it as “I know what you mean, and we are in agreement, right?”

I say it often, and Ive never associated the “right?” with “do I know this?”

but you are also supporting the directors and the people who worked on the movie you are watching.

Ehhh, this seems like a stretch.

I’m pretty sure the cast and crew get 0% of popcorn sales on their movie.

I think it’s finally time to accept that you are the outlier and may possibly be a sociopath.

Maybe you’ve been a bit this whole time.