resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoPilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazilwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square102fedilinkarrow-up1644arrow-down113file-text
arrow-up1631arrow-down1external-linkPilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazilwww.independent.co.ukresipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square102fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareTriflingToad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40arrow-down1·3 days agoI wonder if it’s a joke label or not
minus-squareDaddleDew@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·edit-23 days agoSome drug traffickers use existing brands to “market” themselves. Here’s some Afghan heroin seized and destroyed by the international coalition on the Arabian Sea in 2021:
minus-squaredumbass@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·edit-22 days agoAny other company and I’d probably go yeah, the dealers did that, but I wholeheartedly believe Tesla has a cocaine manufacturing department.
minus-squareHudell@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoThis one being fake doesn’t prevent a real one from existing.
minus-squaren3m37h@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down2·3 days agoId ride in a bently, I wouldnt ride in a spacex or tesler
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down2·2 days agoit’s okay to use a hard A with teslers it’s one of those slurs that never goes out of style
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoi’m comparing the T word to the N word. i never said i was clever
minus-squaren3m37h@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-22 days agoThis one went over yer head hahaha My elbows are up Eh is prounced as “A”
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoI NEVER SAID I WAS CLEVER wooosh
minus-square6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days agoI only get that Johnny Chimpo branded stuff. It’s Afghanistanimation!
minus-squarefloquant@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoI was about to say, who would ever brand their cocaine, whether it was actually SpaceX or some random cartel? I would get the “brand identification” argument at the end user stage, but marking your bulk shipment of drugs just seems dumb.
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoi need to clean my glasses i thought i finally found the secret ingredient in my beaver brand mustard
minus-squarecircuscritic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 days agoIt’s real. I used to buy Nike brand ecstasy all the time. If you have a Nike store in your town, I recommend you go in and ask for the triple stacks.
I wonder if it’s a joke label or not
Some drug traffickers use existing brands to “market” themselves.
Here’s some Afghan heroin seized and destroyed by the international coalition on the Arabian Sea in 2021:
Any other company and I’d probably go yeah, the dealers did that, but I wholeheartedly believe Tesla has a cocaine manufacturing department.
This one being fake doesn’t prevent a real one from existing.
Id ride in a bently, I wouldnt ride in a spacex or tesler
it’s okay to use a hard A with teslers it’s one of those slurs that never goes out of style
Eh?
i’m comparing the T word to the N word. i never said i was clever
This one went over yer head hahaha
My elbows are up
Eh is prounced as “A”
I NEVER SAID I WAS CLEVER wooosh
I only get that Johnny Chimpo branded stuff. It’s Afghanistanimation!
I was about to say, who would ever brand their cocaine, whether it was actually SpaceX or some random cartel? I would get the “brand identification” argument at the end user stage, but marking your bulk shipment of drugs just seems dumb.
i need to clean my glasses i thought i finally found the secret ingredient in my beaver brand mustard
It’s real. I used to buy Nike brand ecstasy all the time.
If you have a Nike store in your town, I recommend you go in and ask for the triple stacks.