OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours agoDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square142fedilinkarrow-up1977arrow-down18
arrow-up1969arrow-down1external-linkDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukOhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours agomessage-square142fedilink
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38arrow-down1·18 hours agoI mean Jesus could release the files himself hes all powerful no?
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 hours agoYeah but he doesn’t know how to use windows 11, so he’s just going to print out an email and send it in the post.
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·18 hours agoHe’s about to release the… Look squirrel!
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·18 hours agoJesus is coming! Open your mouth!
minus-squareRaoulDuke@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·12 hours agoSwallow the sins of man
minus-squareMJKee9@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·17 hours agoBut is he powerful enough to create a rock so heavy that even he can’t lift it?
minus-squaretitanicx@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down2·16 hours agoJesus works for those in power so therefore he’s protecting them, that’s the only answer to this.
minus-squareJoeBigelow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·15 hours agoThat’s Supply Side Jesus, the one Evangelicals worship. He’s a dick
I mean Jesus could release the files himself hes all powerful no?
Yeah but he doesn’t know how to use windows 11, so he’s just going to print out an email and send it in the post.
He’s about to release the… Look squirrel!
Jesus is coming! Open your mouth!
Swallow the sins of man
But is he powerful enough to create a rock so heavy that even he can’t lift it?
Jesus works for those in power so therefore he’s protecting them, that’s the only answer to this.
That’s Supply Side Jesus, the one Evangelicals worship. He’s a dick