OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square192fedilinkarrow-up11.17Karrow-down110
arrow-up11.16Karrow-down1external-linkDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukOhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square192fedilink
minus-squareAsafum@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·12 hours agoIt all started with the virgin Mary, then God couldn’t help himself and created Epstein so he didn’t feel so alone in His diddling!
minus-squareAxExRx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·11 hours agoWhen Jesus said “suffer the children come unto me” that’s not what he was talking about -Carlin
minus-squareSoktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down3·7 hours agoIt was sick when he said it, and it still is.
It all started with the virgin Mary, then God couldn’t help himself and created Epstein so he didn’t feel so alone in His diddling!
When Jesus said “suffer the children come unto me” that’s not what he was talking about
-Carlin
It was sick when he said it, and it still is.