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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Disappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are released

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Disappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are released

www.dailystar.co.uk

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Gutted Christians say 'God is delaying Rapture' until Epstein Files are released

www.dailystar.co.uk

After the rapture failed to happen on Tuesday, many Christians are blaming it on the fact Donald Trump hasn't released a trove of documents relating to Jeffrey Epstein

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I can suggest a way she can get to heaven more quickly.

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