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nifty@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

I code with fear

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I code with fear

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nifty@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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  • Codex@lemmy.world
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    Is this that “waterfall method” I’ve heard so much about?

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      Seems about as helpful as all the other methods Atlassian writes blogposts about.

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        I have some of experience with the CHAOS (Constantly Having Awful Outcomes and Stress) method. Maybe I should start a blog about it.

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    There’s actually a Neovim plugin for this!

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      We’re soon going to have to update the old emacs jokes to reference Neovim.

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        Then, we’d have to shift the jokes to which editors can run in emacs.

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    With physics, but paused while coding. It only comes crashing down when the code gets executed.

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    Memory literally leaks out of the computer.

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    Horseeeee

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    I read the username as Fear the Python: the game and was actually excited about a horror game about python.

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    This is what I imagine serialisation does to a mono behaviour

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    Unity Message | 💀

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    It looks like your code could use some BlueChew™️

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      To erectile this function

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    Cant get it up? It happens to us all, there’s nothing to be ashamed of

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    Salvador Dali would like a word

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    When your function literally returns the void

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    The angle of the dangle

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