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Gollum@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 个月前

When your shower uses GitHub more than you

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When your shower uses GitHub more than you

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Gollum@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 个月前
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  • kubica@fedia.io
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    Plot twist, all of those are project initial commits.

    • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Oh no. I think just reading that idea gave me cancer.

      Keep your unfinished project ideas in a folder of shame like everyone else.

      • kernelle@lemmy.world
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        How else do you suppose I store my API keys?

      • narc0tic_bird@lemm.ee
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        My GitHub pretty much is my folder of shame.

        • dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org
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          my github is a folder on my desktop called “do_not_open_dir_of_shame”

  • abbadon420@lemm.ee
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    I hate these unrealistic beauty standards

  • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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    If I ever saw a Github commit history like that, I’d be concerned.

    Quality over quantity, hackers.

    • Zikeji@programming.dev
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      When it comes to commits, single feature / scoped commits are quality. So this git history is actually underwhelming if the author is full time. This is a good read.

      • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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        I’m familiar with and practice atomic committing habits. Still seems excessive.

        • nik9000@programming.dev
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          Mine looks a little like that. It’s my job though. Everything’s on GitHub.

      • Zangoose@lemmy.world
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        That article also mentions squashing merges though, which would lower the contribution count by a lot unless there’s a GitHub setting to have separate branch commits tracked that I’m missing out on.

  • PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world
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    A four day work week with no overtime!

  • linuxgator@lemmynsfw.com
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    Looks like it just needs to be defragged.

  • Justin@lemmy.jlh.name
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    I prefer my activity graph in blue.

    https://codeberg.org/

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      Where’s the blue graph? You linked to a homepage of some website.

      • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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        https://codeberg.org/ernest?tab=activity

        Oh wait.

        • TheTetrapod@lemmy.world
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          It’s wild to me that kbin has users, for all the problems it seems to have.

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            At this point it doesn’t. Mbin is where actual development is happening. Even kbin.run is mbin.

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    This shower is more employable than I am

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      That shower is more employable than most of us.

      But I also bet it’s under-paid because it hasn’t learned to set boundaries.

      Or it’s an epic hobbyist.

  • Mesa@programming.dev
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    Imagine going to take a shower to relax and instead seeing this.

  • Gsus4@mander.xyz
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    Damn, that cuts deep 😞

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    I like to think the tiler knew exactly what he was doing, and sometimes chuckles about the epic troll to this day.

  • DieguiTux8623@feddit.it
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    Seeing that image has always made me enter a “brain short-circuit” mode where half of my personality wants to cry and the other half wants to laugh. Does anyone experience anything similar?

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    My shower doesn’t use me at all.

    • Schorsch@feddit.org
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      That’s not what it feels like to your shower though.

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        I wanna spread the news
        That if it feels this good getting used
        Oh you just keep on using me
        Until you use me up

  • ponzuscheme@programming.dev
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    I don’t think I can see tiles with shades of green the same ever again…

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    Cool idea tho, it’ll help redditors to maintain hygiene

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