I was a bit taken aback when almost every character in my camp was quick to jump my bones very early on, this explains it.
I can’t unlock the Withers romance arch no matter how hard I don’t try.
can they release a bugfix for real life too?
I’ve always wanted to fuck a bear
*Hexbear, watch outOh my god. I literally just made that connection. The druid guy is a bear in EVERY aspect.
The green lizard lady hitting on me was a bit much. Meanwhile the cute cleric girl is a little too into her little goddess to talk to me.
Its like highschool all over again
Which part, the green lizard lady or the cute cleric girl? I mean, I know Australia has some gnarly wildlife but didn’t think it was part of the dating pool
Listen cunt, we’re not here to fuck spiders.
Minthara, on the other hand, …
Different strokes for different folks, I let her have her brutal wicked way with me.
My dude is a Drow so we’re into that 👀👀
Somewhere at Larian code review: “Whaddya mean hot_for_anal doesn’t control the horizon of threshold for analysis. What else could it… Oh. Ooooh…”
and yet Scratch has never once propositioned me
He’s a good boy, not a naughty one.
onthulling
However if you find the jar of peanut butter in Moonrise tower kitchen… nope this feels wrong, sorry all
due to a bug
*a worm
Yeah I had to turn down wyll, and it made me super sad because I didn’t like him like that. He’s a good friend but I really wish I could say, “I’d die for you, but because you are my good friend, I don’t like you like that.” Same with Gale. Halsin or Lae’zel are the ones I’m lookin for.
Edit: Oops, not supposed to be a reply, sorry friend.
Spoilers ahead, be warned!
The strangest thing by far for me was whenever I went to sleep and this shirtless mindflayer tried to bang me. What the actual fuck was that? I have 0 indication that I was even into you.
Subconsciously maybe? 😂
Lol maybe dude is literally just like “I showed you my house, pls respon” like bruh I don’t trust you at all
Haha, explore his home and learn about his favourite soup and the next thing you know, you’re lying on a rock next to him and he’s shirtless. Like dude. Maybe that’s why he’s so insistent on having you turn into a mindflayer, needs some tentacle loving.
“I’ve been watching you disguised this whole time, pls be mine”
The only one who has flirted like crazy with me was Astarion. Maybe he’s really into bright orange dragonborn.
Me too, I just thought that was his personality. I mean, it fits.
I never even got him in my party… why would I trust a guy who tries to jump me first chance he got?
Aw you are missing out, he’s the most fun character IMO and his VA absolutely kills it.
I had the complete opposite experience, yes his VA does an incredible job, but I can’t stand the character himself, personally.
Seriously. I purposely closed out Act I without even interacting with him in the first place. I played dozens of hours throughout the beta, and was so sick of his bullshit by the release date. Fuck Astarion.
Fuck Astarion
I’m trying, but the mean video game developer people are trying to destroy our love
What’s his name, Trump?
I experienced the wonky romance implementation both ways. Some, like Lae’zel and (especially) Halsin went from 0-100 in the blink of an eye, which was very annoying.
However, I also got permanently friendzoned by Karlach, Wyll and Astarion because I didn’t take enough Long Rests in Act 1, so important character moments with those three never happened for me. I’ve heard Wyll invites you to dance, but I never got that, nor the night time creeping from Astarion. These moments seem to be required, because I’ve been locked out of all relationship progression with those three characters. I’m at the end of Act 3 now and they’ve not had much to say since the start of Act 2 . Hopefully this has or will be fixed, though.
EDIT: clearer wording.
Is THAT why both laezel and karlach were like “it fizzled” and why my boy wyll won’t pound my demon receptacle? Because that’s a little upsetting
Lae’zel was just like,
“You smell like battle. I can smell the blood and sweat all over you. I saw you massacre those goblin children and tear their heads off. I want you to fuck me here and now.”
Mine was like that, only she had already fucked me beforehand, so she was like “go fuck someone else tonight, but DON’T WASH, I’M INTO THAT SHIT”
My gf got wyll to ask her to dance (well her character) and we’re in Act 2 already so maybe it just takes some time.
My Wyll danced with me near the end of Act 2, as well. The next night Gale got all emo and wanted to watch the stars with me. Y’all are too late I’m a Shart main
If you are not in act 3 yet, go back to act 1 and spam partial rests, most of the events that you skipped will happen.
Will they release a classic speedrun version for the sex% scene?
Gale and Wyll seemed to be the two that didn’t try to jump my bones right out of the gate, I just seemed to pick the non-saucy options for them I guess. Everyone else is a super-slut and nobody seems to care that I’m hitting on everyone else.
Funny, those are the two I had to hold back with a broom.
Same here! The look on Wyll’s face when I politely turned him down gave RL me 3 points of psychic damage…
60 hours from now, just before the final battle
Oh you sweet summer child…
It’s good to know I wasn’t imagining things, I made a comment just after release saying I was over seemingly every character trying to fuck
I do gotta say, this game has made me understand the “role” playing aspect.
I don’t think I’ve ever done anything beside “good” and “bad”.
