I was a bit taken aback when almost every character in my camp was quick to jump my bones very early on, this explains it.

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    1 year ago

    The green lizard lady hitting on me was a bit much. Meanwhile the cute cleric girl is a little too into her little goddess to talk to me.

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    Somewhere at Larian code review: “Whaddya mean hot_for_anal doesn’t control the horizon of threshold for analysis. What else could it… Oh. Ooooh…”

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    1 year ago

    Spoilers ahead, be warned!

    The strangest thing by far for me was whenever I went to sleep and this shirtless mindflayer tried to bang me. What the actual fuck was that? I have 0 indication that I was even into you.

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        1 year ago

        Lol maybe dude is literally just like “I showed you my house, pls respon” like bruh I don’t trust you at all

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          Haha, explore his home and learn about his favourite soup and the next thing you know, you’re lying on a rock next to him and he’s shirtless. Like dude. Maybe that’s why he’s so insistent on having you turn into a mindflayer, needs some tentacle loving.

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    The only one who has flirted like crazy with me was Astarion. Maybe he’s really into bright orange dragonborn.

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      1 year ago

      I never even got him in my party… why would I trust a guy who tries to jump me first chance he got?

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        1 year ago

        Aw you are missing out, he’s the most fun character IMO and his VA absolutely kills it.

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          I had the complete opposite experience, yes his VA does an incredible job, but I can’t stand the character himself, personally.

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            Seriously. I purposely closed out Act I without even interacting with him in the first place. I played dozens of hours throughout the beta, and was so sick of his bullshit by the release date. Fuck Astarion.

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              Fuck Astarion

              I’m trying, but the mean video game developer people are trying to destroy our love