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OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours ago

Disappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are released

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Disappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are released

www.dailystar.co.uk

OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours ago
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Gutted Christians say 'God is delaying Rapture' until Epstein Files are released
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After the rapture failed to happen on Tuesday, many Christians are blaming it on the fact Donald Trump hasn't released a trove of documents relating to Jeffrey Epstein
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    Oh, please no. I so desperately want humanity (and the planet) to be rid of these people.

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        Then the muslims take their place

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          Bro is totally not racist and brings up Muslim faith unannounced, fucking weirdo

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            We are used to him in the UK communities. He’s a well known prat.

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      Hang on lads, I’ve got an idea.

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