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Holy fuck, that’s a long phone number
It is a duplicated repeating error because this clownshow of a website is managed by squirrels and ducks. 1-800-273-8255 would be a valid US number. Doubling 273-8255 is not, but probably vibe coded under management that should be purged by these results.
Hey! Don’t insult ducks like that! This clownshow website would be about 20% better if ducks were involved.
I don’t know. I was cursing at ducks an hour ago while trying to remember how to spell diatomaceous earth and the ducks were total fuckwits.
Why not 1800-SUICIDE?
intentions unclear. Am I calling For or Against
Your call.
Buh dun tissss
It exists too, it seems to be a support line from British Columbia, CA
It’s 1-800-APE-TALK
Lmao not willing to do the phone math rn, does that actually fit the numbers?
Yes.
That could be platformed.
WAIT YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR, have you tried ape talk?
Well, I can’t say that I have.
Well, that’s easy to remember! 0118, 999, 881, 999, 119, 725…3.
Did you see that ludicrious display last night??
Yes I did. Just put it over there with the rest of the fire.
Your name is Morris Moss, is it not?
Your name is Morris Moss, is it not?
It is not.
The irony is, I remember it perfectly.
It’s easier to remember if you sing it.
A B C D E F G, I hang a noose on this tree. 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝆕
But for real: You should reset hard the head of the git branch, not yours.
“Proper way to commit after merge conflict” sounds like a robot trying to save a relationship after a bad sex experience
git reset --hard <commit-hash> git push -f origin maini didn’t see anything, officer
You should be forcibly kept away from production systems…
We had an intern do this once. We changed our server config to make sure it wouldn’t accept such operations.
It’s just a branch guard + properly implementing git user and team permission structures - you’re not “configuring a server”
I wonder what you think “configuring” means.
Never use
--force. Always use--force-with-lease.I’ve mistyped that a couple of times to be
--force-with-leashgit push origin master --force-with-leashDon’t do that to your master.
only do that in puppygit (with consent)
TIL thats a real thing https://github.com/catpuppyapp/PuppyGit
Keep your commits small. Merge often. That will reduce the likelihood of terrible merge conflicts.
If you’re not sharing your work with your team mates for a long time, then you’re setting yourself up for trouble.
Also rebase is usually better than merge.
I remember when similar screenshots circulated for how to tell if i am running jdk or jre, which is even more surprising.
git is like a minefield. stray away even a little bit from standard path and you are done for. I had git multiple times throw some obscure errors at me when trying some commands and then trying to undo/recover. how’s “undo” is not a git command I don’t understand.
undo is a jj command ;)
It’s never too late to
git merge --abort!But abortion is murder?!?!?!?!?
🎶 every branch is sacred 🎶
calls suicide hotline to ask for tech support
Don’t hold your breath, they’re pretty mid at their actual job.
No merges allowed. Rebase only.
And if you can’t figure out how to rebase, I definitely don’t want you solving your own merge commit!
in life you commit to many things. you commit to yourself, to your partner, to happiness, to legacy.
when we die, is that like a push to origin?
when we die, do our commits all go to the big repo in the sky?
is god the maintainer? when you pray is that like a bug report?
so many questions…
See I wasn’t really going to kill myself today, but the thought of dialing that long ass number is just to much.
git out --never-come-back
git never --gonna-give-you-up
git never --gonna-let-you-down
Jujutsu (which is compatible with git) has a nice conflict resolution flow that doesn’t break you workflow.
Conflicts are encoded into the commits, so that there is never a weird in between state that you have to deal with immediately before being able to do anything else.
Then you can use Jujutsu’s easier history manipulation to resolve the conflict in the conflicted commits.https://steveklabnik.github.io/jujutsu-tutorial/branching-merging-and-conflicts/conflicts.html
And you could always
jj undoif you did something you didn’t want to.Been there too OP. Not a good place.
It’s usually easier to find another job, it will reset your mind, and fear won’t be driving you.
Or you could just commit what you have, comment “YOLO” and auto resolve conflicts and push.
I prefer to just delete the whole .git and start a new repository with the new version. We are pivoting the project, new name and new repo
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