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𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

You probably make a stupid face when you pee.

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You probably make a stupid face when you pee.

𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • orangeNgreen@lemmy.world
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    Jokes on you. I make stupid faces even when I’m not peeing.

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    A lot of people do, but you personally, do not.

    Don’t ask how I know, just take comfort in your non-stupid peeing face.

    • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.worldOP
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      Are you the google?

    • TehBamski@lemmy.world
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      Jokes on you. @j4k3 is an underage person. You going to prison for using a hidden camera in their bathroom to find this out.

      • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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        Who said anything about a camera?

  • VizualWarrior@sh.itjust.works
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    Yep

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  • CALIGVLA@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    If I’ve been holding it for too long…

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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    I have a mirror above my toilet and I can assure you my face just always looks stupid.

    • Dharma Curious@startrek.website
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      I, too, pee beneath a looking glass, and I can assure you, my pee face is no where near as weird as my pee-shudder face.

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    Bold of you to assume that it’s only when I’m peeing.

  • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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    My o-face is not stupid.

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      Yeah but what about your p-face?

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    Face… maybe sometimes. Sounds tho… and is anyone else often having shivers at the beginning or during?

  • katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    but usually its just to kiss and cuddle the cat when they come in the door

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