Cheers. I couldn’t find a crazy ideas equivalent so I settled here as it is a sort of shower thought.
I love a good weird niche community, thanks for sharing. Recently also joined !aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz, similar vein
Hear hear. This is quite literally a shitty million dollar idea
I much prefer this to when the pharmacists sniff at my butt at entry and then give advice on diet and nutritional supplements.
Wut?
Pharmacy dogs that takes a sniff at your butt at entry and gives advice on diet and nutritional supplements.
Thanks, I needed the extra context.
Kind of reminds me penis inspection day back in school
But that wasn’t the real penis inspector…
I don’t think they do that to kids anymore…
* Dog sniffs my butt then walks to one of those programmable phrase button mats * “Lose weight, fatso!”
“…who programmed that button?”
“speak to the Pharmacist about ozempic today”
I don’t listen to diet advice from my doctor, why would I listen to a dog?
I guess you could think this while in a shower.
advice: woof wof, wof woof wof, wooof wof.
Well I… I mean, it’s not… I guess? Hm 🤔
Train them to point at ultra common smells, then scam the customer saying it means need to eat some ultra expensive supplement, but only today there’s a buy two get one free promotion
Ripe for abuse like current advice based on personal genetics. There’s so much malarkey already sold in the over-the-counter (non-prescription) pharmacy area of US stores, more scams would fit right in.
Better a sniff dog than an over-enthusiastic proctologist.
Colonoscopy was a walk in the park compared to the gastroscopy tube. That hard metal thingy made me feel like victim of the Alien.
