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irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 个月前

🦆 - 🚗The fuck is bigger than the car.

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🦆 - 🚗The fuck is bigger than the car.

irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 个月前
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  • deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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    You may be surprised to learn all emojis are emoji-sized.

    • TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip
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      🪐🌍🌗⛰️🏢🚙☕️🦠⚛️ Turns out, emoji can cover quite the range of different sizes.

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.eeOP
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      !!!

      Must look into.

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    Can’t be

    We fucks inside the car

    • KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee
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      It looks bigger on the inside

      • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world
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        That is NOT what she said

    • Chainweasel@lemmy.world
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      Thanks for the fuck shack

      -dirty Mike and the boys

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    Which fuck?

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.eeOP
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      Duck. I meant to say duck.

      • silly goose meekah@lemmy.world
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        FYI - you can edit post titles on lemmy

        • irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.eeOP
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          I know, but its funnier this way, so i’m going to leave it.

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        Ooooh, that makes more sense, yes! Thank you and sorry!

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    The duck fucks, but does the fuck duck?

    • Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works
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      The fuck could have ducked to be the same height as the car

  • benni@lemmy.world
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    What the duck

  • ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world
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    Duck cars

  • Kairos@lemmy.today
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    Some considerations for you:

    ✌️🍆🅱️☕🥵❤️👄👨

  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world
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    Car for witches

  • SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works
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    There are some big as fuck SUVs though.

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      No that’s just a typo, it’s a big ass-fuck SUV actually.

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    I see you’ve trained your autocorrect well

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.eeOP
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      Shit. I meant to say duck, not fuck.

      edit: a letter.

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    Real fuck, toy car

  • Polygondenimland@lemmy.world
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    Truly it’s a crime that emoji are not true to scale

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      The car emoji takes up half of your screen, and you have to zoom to see the ant one.

      Seems fun ngl.

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        All the emojis should be scaled up so the atom could be at least 1 pixel

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    This isn’t true, the duck is just much closer…

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      Great, now I can’t unsee the close duck.

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    🦊

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