White House says order will ‘make America’s showers great again’ and ‘end the Obama-Biden war on water pressure’

  • The Quuuuuill@slrpnk.net
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    10 days ago

    it is. he’s just full of shit. no one is flushing more than once unless there’s something wrong with their own plumbing. this is a non issue he’s made up

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      10 days ago

      He’s probably clogging his own toilets and instead of blaming his McDiet blames the Obama-Biden Industrial Complex.

      • WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world
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        He doesn’t blame them personally. He and every GOP politician don’t actually believe most of the propaganda they peddle; excluding regards like MTG and public handjob hooker.

        Most of what they say and do is a performance — it’s all part of the conservative cinematic universe — manufactured to manipulate the feefees of the mentally-ill MAGA cult. I’m not saying they aren’t imminently dangerous fascists. I’m saying we shouldn’t entertain the idea that their words mean anything but grift.

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      10 days ago

      Morbidly obese people have giant greasy shits and evi friendly toilets are designed for normal sized shits that contain some amount of fiber. If you weigh 300 lbs and only eat cheesburgers (like a certain president) it’s possible that you need multiple flushes per shit.

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        9 days ago

        He poops in his pants anyway so why does he care? It’s his shower that probably needs a garbage disposal

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      9 days ago

      Although you’re right, he is definitely full of shit, I think there are more people flushing multiple times than you think. It’s not because of water pressure or plumbing, it’s their diet.

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      9 days ago

      He’s living in the 90’s. This was a big deal to people mid 90’s there is even a Seinfeld episode about illegal high flow shower heads as a b story for Kramer.