• QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyzOPM
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    15 hours ago

    My coffee preparation method seems to be closest to the Ubuntu user. I use Pop OS and my coffeemaker is Philips HD7769/00 with an inbuilt bean grinder.

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    16 hours ago

    Windows User: Instant coffee and a kettle (like 99% of people in the world), just walk up and get what you want done in 2 minutes or less, regardless of where the setup is or who owns it

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      That’s just pretentious, man. You do that for the musafir but there’s no way you use that impossible to clean cezve on a daily basis.

      Here, use this:

      A teaspoon for every little cup of water. Heat it fast until it simmers, stir like crazy for two minutes, pour, then let it froth slightly, then pour again.

      I use Arch and Debian depending on what I think is easiest.

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      As a fan of Arabic Coffee openSUSE would be the closest equivalent. It can be simple or sports car depending on sourcing and hardware.

      Mint is more like instant coffee. Fast, easy, with little hardware required, and comes in a variety of prepackaged flavors.

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    Fedora would be a French Press.

    Reliable, consistent, hard to screw up, broad information online on how to use one.

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      That’s what I use, it’s so much simpler. And I only use the press because my wife refuses to buy me instant coffee, otherwise that’s what I’d drink, cause it’s so about ease for me. A press is easier to clean

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      I think in this graphic I would replace the Fedora pour-over thing with a French Press because they already did pour-over with Arch.

      And then Android is a Starbucks cup.

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        That fits. Just like Android, Starbucks coffee is well made, by someone who isn’t you.

        The quality of the final product is still in question though.

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          Starbucks coffee is consistently made, not well-made. Their roasting is just off, and it adversely affects the flavor of the coffee.

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            Oh, I’m specifically saying that the workers do a good job of assembling all the parts to make your coffee.

            So I think we’re saying the same thing with different terms.

            To be fair, I think your wording is more clear.

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        And then Android is a Starbucks cup.

        That does Android a huge disservice. Android is a well made Nescafe. It’s not the coffee of your choice, but it is stable and reliable, and doesn’t make a fuss if you pour other coffees into it.

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          You might argue that the dairy and sugar dessert beverages served at Starbucks often don’t count as real coffee, much the way Android has very little in common with the rest of the Linux ecosystem. It technically has Linux/coffee in it.

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        7 days ago

        The pour-over thing is called Chemex just FYI. It’s supposed to be different than regular pour-over. I use Fedora…

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    I prepare my coffee in a cup, and drink it with grounds. No milk, no sugar.

    I am an embedded developer.

    Sometimes when I’m too lazy to boil water, I leave coffee grounds with cold water in a cup overnight, the coffee is strong enough in the morning, and no need to wait for it to cool.

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    Excuse me but I’m a Debian user and I’m not using the same system since 10 years.

    More like 30 years.

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      Debian is the Bunn of the Linux world. There forever and constantly working.

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    I normally enjoy engaging with this type of blatant stereotyping…but this? Treating Gentoo like it’s a real thing people use irl?

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    You know what, this is really accurate. I won’t touch Ubuntu or a pod machine. I will use an old percolator, if necessary, but it’s not something I would ever pick over other options. I also bounce between other distros just as often as I bounce between coffee brewing methods!

    I wonder where openSUSE falls on this paradigm? Moka pot, maybe?