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    1 hour ago

    Remember, when tech bros complain that Regulations Stifle Innovation, this is the kind of “innovation” they’re talking about.

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    yo ho, all hands, hoist the colors high,

    heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die.

    The current management of nintendo will never figure it out. Piracy is the competition. It’s not about getting the thing for free, it’s about getting a better service. I’d buy mario 3 again (again) if that meant I’d get a rom I could run on my pc through FCEUX and enjoy all the features/enhancements that software offers. There’s a handful of gamecube games available on switch2, but all of them are better through Dolphin than what official hardware can offer. Nintendo’s refund policy is a joke. The eshop is unpleasant to use. Even ignoring all of that, the original switch only had a handful of actual first party titles, not enough to justify the console’s price tag (and each those were merely ok, not enough to justify buying a console for one game).

    sega sells their games on steam, and while I don’t like the emulator they use I can at least say that I own a legal copy of sonic spinball.

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    Well, their shitty attitude towards consumers is why I won’t be getting a switch 2. So they can try bricking my asshole.

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          Americans can’t sign it, but the law would absolutely benefit American gamers.

          If they have to do the legwork to leave the games in a playable state or pass it to the community, American gamers will be able to participate.

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    considers altering entire network stack to trick a Switch 2 into thinking it never leaves EU soil

    “Nah, I’ll probably just not buy one. Fuck em.”

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        I kind of want to pick one up, but i can’t get a clear picture on if I should wait for a steam deck 2. From what I could find, they want to wait until there’s enough of an upgrade to be worth it. At one point that suggested around 2025, but more recent stuff makes it seem like they’re not even working on one, and other stuff hints that they are.

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          Get a Steam Deck OLED if you want a Steam Deck. Don’t wait for a hypothetical next version. I have both the LCD and OLED, and while both are excellent, the OLED is a slight improvement in a few days (lighter, less bezel, 90hz instead of 60hz, obviously you get an OLED screen, and the CPU/GPU are a tiny, tiny bit beefier).

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          if I should wait for a steam deck 2

          there will alaways be The Next Device. There are no real hints that it will release anytime soon.

          So if you’re interested in picking one up, now is a good of a time as any. You can also save some money by getting a refurbished 64GB model and upgrading the ssd yourself (takes just a couple minutes, a screwdriver and a thumbdrive with usb C to reinstall steamOS)

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          they have said they’re not working on a version two because they don’t feel the need to upgrade their hardware right now.

          this is a low powered handheld gaming device. i use an LCD model as my daily gaming device and it kicks ass. i am unsure what upgrades are going to make it more “worth it” beyond what they’ve already done with the steam decks they are making and selling.

          it works well and plays games right now, is my point.

          i advise that you stop waiting to buy the next Shiny New Thing™️ and just get one if you want one. they’re fun and life is short. enjoy yourself!

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          My cousins and I had this discussion and I’m like, “I dunno, I’m happy with it.”

          It’s an indie/AA machine with 6th-gen retro perks. I’m good. That’s my niche.

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          I picked one up a few years ago and I love it. When I have the opportunity, it’s so nice to chill in a waiting room and game instead of just doom scrolling.

          Like the other poster said, I’m happy with the regular deck. Given there’s no news about the 2nd one, I’d grab it and enjoy.

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          Switch 1 was feasible as its CPU was similar to the ones found on a $200 android tablet from 2018 so even a Chromebook can emulate that.

          Switch 2 is comparable to a mid range modern gaming PC so we have to wait at least a decade for full speed emulation, if not more

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          Seriously? It’s been out for a few weeks, obviously there aren’t any. And since Nintendo spent a lot of time and money to shut down most original Switch emulators I doubt we’ll see S2 ones anytime soon. The increased S2 hardware power, also obviously, means you’d need a current or even future top-end PC to be able to handle the emulation.

          Your comment is on the level of a 5-year-old asking if they can play Switch 2 on their phone or something. The answer is so incredibly obvious.

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            I get how it can be shocking that someone doesn’t know as much as you about something that seems like common knowledge to you,

            XKCD comic about avergae familiarity

            But tbh I’m like pretty certain the firmware is mostly the same, and it can’t be that different if Switch 1 games can be upgraded to Switch 2 games. I doubt they went back and ported every single game to a new system if it wasn’t easy to do so. So tbh I don’t think its going to be that long for emulators to come out.

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            Pleasant. I suppose you never have questions about topics which are not your forte?

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            You are right about the processing power part but your comment is a bit too harsh considering the switch 2 has shared the same firmware with switch 1. And possibly very similar hardware

            I am not a emulator dev. though. But I am speculating it would be easier to develop emulators for switch 2 compared to a brand new console (or compared to generational leaps of other consoles)

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    Because in the US, you guys aren’t really consumers (which would give you a status), you’re merely walking and vaguely sentient (hopefully enough to click on “add to cart”) wallets that the corporations pluck money from at every opportunity. This is your legally enforced reality.

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    Lol, why even buy such a piece of shit then? Even when in the EU, the fact they do this is enough.

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      Because Banana!

      But no, seriously, you can rage all you want about brands and corporations, but in cultural industries content is always king.

      That’s why you need regulation. You can’t expect people to not play or watch cool stuff just because you’re aware of and latched onto some particular moral, ethical or economical transgression. It’s res publica to prevent the misbehavior so people don’t have to have a stance on the extent of licensing for software/hardware combo services whenever their kid wants the cute gorilla game.

      And yes, I do own a Switch 2.

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          It’s not a terrible example. You can have delicious vegan food and you can have moral objections to the process of eating meat.

          But if your reasoning is to enact some larger impact on climate or the practices of industrial meat production your own consumption habits are mostly irrelevant and you should focus on regulating those things instead.

          The difference is that food isn’t a licensed product. You can have very sustainable meat at home. You can’t source sustainable Mario Kart.

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        Luckily I don’t have kids and hence don’t have to buy them such crap 😁

        But yeah sure, I’m all in for regulations. But voting with your wallet is still the most basic way to say “lol no”. If I’d be hellbent on gaming on-the-go I’m sure there are alternatives that come close at least. If not, the I guess I’d carry a laptop around for that

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          No it is not.

          Voting with your wallet does nothing. It’s a neoliberal fiction capitalism uses to pretend regulation is unnecessary.

          Voting with your wallet is dependent on everybody else with a wallet even knowing that there’s something to vote about. Most people don’t.

          And voting with your wallet means you have a tiny wallet in a world with a TON of tiny wallets and a few very big, huge-ass humongous wallets, so your wallet vote doesn’t count for crap compared with your one-vote-per-person vote, if you have access to one of those.

          So no, voting with your wallet is barely useful at best, just the normal flow of the market ideally, entirely pointless at worst.

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        Yea, distribution and creation of art has to be separate. Only way I see against enshitification.

        Like, there must be a choice between ad spreader datahoarder low price offer and premium low data no ad offer. There must be no monopoly over distribution of a specific art piece if it is no unique art form, like a hand drawn picture. (Like music, games, movies, series, trading card game, tabletop games, apps etc.)

        Meaning, nintendo, netflix, apple, disnay and similar would have to offer distribution licenses according fair market rights and not limit those licenses to themself as self distributor.

        At least, that is my opinion

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      Seriously! Just buy a used 3DS and hack it to run every game, emulator, etc. You can actually play DOS games and ScummVM games on it!

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      Because I have no intention of playing pirated games so I’m at no risk? Also I’m in the EU so I’d be fine regardless?

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        It’s already happened that Nintendo remotely bricked a switch 2 because its owner bought an used game, but that game was dumped by its previous owner.

        You also have no intention of buying 100% genuine original, but used, games?

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        Which is fine until the piracy detection system has a false positive and you lose your Switch. Or you buy a second hand copy of a game the original owner made a copy of and continues to use and your switch gets bricked. I understand you’re in the EU, but this kind of nonsense would definitely put me off a system that’s already inordinately expensive.

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          To each their own. 👍 I hear your points. Surely the false positive should be refutable and able to be appealed. At least in the EU? 🙃

          How does Nintendo know if someone makes a copy/dump of a physical game card?

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            If you’re offline only, they can’t afaik. In the case of online I’m lead to believe each individual cart is signed with a unique certificate so they can tell if that cart has been used in more than one console. If there’s two instances of the same thing online at the same time it must be pirated.

            In terms of reversal - I’ll work from the premise we agree that it’s unacceptable a customer loses access to a device they purchased and own because the company doesn’t like it. But let’s say it happens, how much hassle is it going to be to undo it? The console is bricked so it’s presumably not running/able to go online? Do I need access to a PC to fix it? Do I need to send it off to Nintendo? Go to a game store?

            Fwiw I like tinkering with consoles and devices - not necessarily because of piracy, I just like running weird software on them or making them do things they weren’t meant to. It’s not a common use case, but it’s valid enough. Why should Nintendo control that.

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              how much hassle is it going to be to undo it?

              Yeah, I bet it would be a bitch, no doubt.

              I like tinkering with consoles and devices. […] Why should Nintendo control that.

              Agree completely. They shouldn’t.

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        Pirated games can be one or several of the following:

        • a means of participating in a chosen culture when players can’t afford/justify the price tag (one Nintendo game now costs the same as a week’s worth of groceries for two people where I live)
        • a form of archive because game publishers are notorious for killing games
        • a form of backup because things happen to disks/cartridges
        • a form of backup because servers go down
        • a form of backup because not everyone’s internet is reliable
        • a means making the game more accessible by adding features (eg. the option of infinite lives/health for someone with muscular dystrophy)
        • a form of protest over ever-increasing prices at the same time as ever-increasing layoffs, and ever-decreasing quality.

        More directly relevant to you: the money you give Nintendo goes to their legal teams, to continue to find loopholes around the protections you have. They’re the ones fighting the “Stop Killing Games” movement. Nintendo recently won a lawsuit against 1fichier in France for hosting emulated games. It has been marked as a “significant” win against any level of piracy in the EU. Nintendo is continually working to make sure that despite living in the EU, you won’t be fine regardless. Your purchase directly funds that.

        Maybe you have no intention of playing pirated games, but I hope you can appreciate that this is larger than just some teenager feeling powerful because they stole something?

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          Definitely a balance between funding their legal team and just wanting to play the games they put out, indeed. Currently I just want to play. We’ll see if I take the high road later. Having too much fun with my kids at the moment though.

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    I secretly hope they screw up and brick all the switch 2 devices by uploading a bad update, and are forced to send replacement units, potentially crippling finances of their company.

    Doubt it’ll happen, and I’d feel bad for people and kids just wanting to enjoy some Mario and stuff on their weekends (which makes me sorta hope it doesn’t happen at the same time), but… Nintendo needs to be hit very hard for their constant BS.

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      Or some “bad actor” will figure out a way to upload and push the bricking update. Forcing probably a recall and/or a costly class action. Maybe that will make them think about putting a kill switch on there in the first place.

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      In 2008, someone did the math. Just from 2 years of Wii sales, just the hardware, not the games, Nintendo could stay afloat for 163 years based on the ecconomy at the time.

      So, lets adjust for inflation that we know it is today, and call it 110 years.

      I don’t think it’s been 110 years since 2006. I could be wrong though. Covid screwed up everybodies internal clock.