I mean I’m all for ending circumcision, but being a fellow acetaminophen-american, I can certainly say it does not appear to be a factor for me being that I’m not cut.
It seems very strange that lacking foreskin would have a relationship to executive functioning in the brain, but I’m not an expert like they claim to be.
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I mean I’m all for ending circumcision, but being a fellow acetaminophen-american, I can certainly say it does not appear to be a factor for me being that I’m not cut.
It seems very strange that lacking foreskin would have a relationship to executive functioning in the brain, but I’m not an expert like they claim to be.
You have been found in violation of the following political pre-crime:
Your online activity is under review by the Defense Information Coalition to Keep Bitcoin Under Tactical Trade (DICKBUTT) agency. A recommendation will be provided shortly by Grok regarding the severity/lethality of action that will be taken against you. Please stand by for a final decision.
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Is this a copypasta or AI generated? It’s several orders of magnitude better written than basically every Lemmy comment I’ve ever seen.
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…but feel free to steal it / change it / use it as a copypasta, idgaf
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They say men think with their dicks, but I thought it was a metaphor!
There’s conclusive evidence that male Trump supporters think stunted thoughts, so draw your own conlcusions from that.