The goal is to create hundreds of specialized coding and generative AI agents. ‘It should be possible to simulate [Microsoft] entirely with AI,’ Musk says.
Musk is like a science experiment to see how cripplingly stupid you can make a nepo baby without them losing all their generational wealth, except it went in a fascinating new direction instead.
It should be possible for a car to not run over people, too. That seems like a more pressing computing issue.
MACROHARD, GET IT???
I’m hilarious and edgy, so my cars can kill a few people, as a treat.
And Microsoft did it over a decade ago for day9’s company’s after dark StarCraft tournament.
Moron isn’t 1% as funny or creative as he thinks he is
Difference is that he does the things everybody else just thinks.
intrusive thoughts don’t count as everybody else thinking it, except on solipsist saturdays
Difference is he can afford to do the stupid shit some of us joke about doing.
But just think of what we learned for the people who are still alive!
The science gets done and the car’s a lot of fun for the people who areeee still aliiiive 🎂
it is possible, it’s just that the tesla does a credit check of the person inside vs the people outside and only with that information chooses who to plow over
Sounds like something a teenager would come up with - this is exactly what I’d expect Musk to do
It is literally a joke I made in high school, ~25 years ago.
He’s such a loser.
Too early. Comedy is all about timing.
Same lol. Macrohard Doors here we come!
Same! I made a MacroHard company that sold computer mice for a high school project.
He’s such a fucking simple edge-lord.
He’s literally JP from Grandma’s Boy.
He should totally get metal legs.
that is a very unflattering comparison for JP.
It is. Dial-up nerds have been calling Microsoft exactly that online for literal decades at this point. He’s not even original.
maybe he told the joke to his latest meat shield and the toddler, knowing how much money was on the line, chose to laugh
It’s an old joke that the opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire
Haha, yeah that joke was pretty funny… back in 1993.
I used to say this as a joke in middle-school all the time.
hes 12yo what you expect. his teslas models are are named after SEXY
Yes, for an actual fucking grown ass adult and a business leader, this is embarrassing as hell
For the love of god, just OD on ketamine already.
Why do bad Tesla fires only trap good people?
I don’t think that’s possible. Ketamine is a great and safe drug with many medicinal purposes
It’s absolutely possible if you’re abusing it recreationally, especially if you start mixing it with who knows what else. The biggest risk is respiratory system just shutting off.
That’s just an OD though, long term abuse like it’s suspected by many that Musk is doing has a whole host of nasty symptoms that you can look up yourself.
I imagine he’s dabbling in nootropics and whatever novel research chemicals his handlers come across.
Not yet named synthetic cathinones is my second best bet on what does him in. The first one is some mystery shooter with loose connections to a foreign intelligence agency.
Accidental death is very much possible though, and has happened before. Drowning seems to be a particular risk here
Who doesn’t like going for a swim when the K kicks in?
He’s also fighting with his Nazi bot and supposedly sleeps with a firearm handy. Honestly, odds are pretty good.
But is Elon alone at any time? He travels with a very tight security detail. I am willing to bet there is always someone around him almost all the time, meaning if he does take a good hit of ketamine and the tiles on his bathroom won’t slow down he won’t drown. Someone will come to his aid.
hope hes taking coccaine as well, and you can OD on that.
Unfortunately dying from ketamine overdose is extremely rare.
He is already 95% cuntamine.
“Be the change you want to see ol in the world”
-Luigi
Drug addict hallucinates what?
I’m in a hole
Sharon… the porch won’t slow down.
I remember back when I was a kid it was hard to convince people that wealth and success was not a matter of being better, smarter, or harder working - as we were told - but rather almost entirely a matter of luck. Thankfully, Elon Musk has shown many people the light that I could not. Thank you, Elon
To be fair there is one personal trait that’s really important to wealth and success, the willingness to walk over the bodies of your peers.
Zero empathy.
and that’s exactly why I’ll never be megawealthy. or even just wealthy.
Too many people are still convinced that Elon’s wealth is attained through his hardwork alone.
Yeah, although if Elon hasn’t convinced them I can at least take solace in knowing there was probably no way to convince them anyways. Total lost causes
he had good PR thats about it, he was totally sustained by OBAMA’s bailout.
https://www.monbiot.com/2011/11/07/the-self-attribution-fallacy/
If wealth was the inevitable result of hard work and enterprise, every woman in Africa would be a millionaire. The claims that the ultra-rich 1% make for themselves – that they are possessed of unique intelligence or creativity or drive – are examples of the self-attribution fallacy.
Ahhh no no that’s because they’re in Africa and not America 😌
That’s discriminatory! Actually it’s because they have dark skin. As a native South african, Musk knows this. Fortunately, he was able to immigrate in 1988 before things went bad. You silly
Yup. It is long past time we got over our child-like worship of billionaires.
Billionaires are just people with uncontrolled hoarding disorder, but instead of hoarding cats, or junk cars, or magazines, they hoard money. If they hoarded anything else, the authorities would step in and clean up the place and get them medication, but because it’s money, they get celebrated as successful businesspeople, and get loads of more government cash shoveled at them.
I’ve said it before, early on he should have become reclusive and hired PR people to filter his ideas out to his companies and the public, and he’d be considered a prodigy and genius and wouldn’t have the self-induced failures he does. But that goes against his narcissistic personality, so it wasn’t going to happen.
Annoys me that people sling “narcissist” at everyone they don’t like, but damn, the man is hitting on all 8-cylinders for a diagnosis, and he only needs to hit 5:
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Having a grandiose sense of self-importance, such as exaggerating achievements and talents, expecting to be recognized as superior even without commensurate achievements
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Preoccupation with fantasies of success, power, beauty, and idealization
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Belief in being “special” and that they can only be understood by or associated with other high-status people (or institutions)
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Demanding excessive admiration
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Sense of entitlement
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Exploitation behaviors
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Lack of empathy
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Envy towards others or belief that others are envious of them Arrogant, haughty behaviors and attitudes [1]
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Why do that when he could filter his ideas through ungodly amounts of ketamine instead?
Honestly, while he’s at the high end of things, it’s not just him. I think that a lot of celebrities having Twitter or similar on a phone in their pocket makes them really prone to making extremely public statements without giving the statements some consideration. I don’t remember the level of bonkers statements in 2025 from celebrities constantly flooding conversation in the 1990s.
Who do you hire to filter that? Electric sports cars, reusable rockets, all silly ideas that would never make it. His wealth allows him to try his ideas without the restrictions that everybody else has. That’s worth much more than his reputation.
He wants to go to mars. Solar cells and tunnel boring could be long-term buildups of knowledge.
If he is not cleverer than most then it’s his recklessness that created his success. Bezos also got the rocket billions but he was not as successful, and many other billionaires and companies could have tried, too.
Even the nazi wave, it is cringe and evil, but it looks like he picked the successful side.
It’s not Musk that has to adjust but the general population. If we want to be safed by technology we have to find another hero, or better, build that technology without one.
I’m so tired of this idiot ass fucking dystopia.
I agree. Why can’t we have a dystopia where we have neon gangs with wicked aesthetics that are armed with fully automatic firearms purchased from a vending machine outside a liquor store.
Batman Beyond really gave me unreasonable expectations.
I was referring to cyberpunk 2077 style stuff. But I get you.
Honestly I’ve been hanging out with some Cajuns and it sounds like Louisiana is a few laws and aesthetic choices away from that
Vibe coded Operating System. And Office suite. And cloud offering. And Enterprise. And SaaS. And game console.
What could go wrong?
What could go wrong?
Seeing how Microsoft (and Windows 11 in particular) is doing lately, and how practically every single Windows update is breaking something important, a lot.
We’ve already got one vibe coded Windows. We don’t need another one.
I actually think we do need more vibe-coded OSes. Linux marketshare won’t climb up by itself!
Also vibe coded vibe coding AI assistant.
Vibes all the way down.
Honey, the spread sheet is saying 1 + 1 = 3!
take out your USB-C, flip it upside down, plug it back in. how’s the math now?
All that junk code, what could go?
“In principle, given that software companies like Microsoft do not themselves manufacture any physical hardware, it should be possible to simulate them entirely with AI,” he added.
Ummm, is someone going to tell him about the Xbox, Surface devices, and the entire Azure infrastructure they built.
And the Zune. Don’t forget the Zune!
I loved my Zune
Musk just announces this shit to look like he’s doing something so the investors don’t flee. If anything is actually delivered it will be forgettable and he will have moved on to the next thing he can hype.
It’s that or he’s trying to get Microsoft to give Grok a more prominent role on their platform and this is how he thinks he can active that.
How the stack of cards hasn’t fallen down yet is head scratching and I’d love to know what business is actually using Grok for something serious.
Shut the fuck up, Elon. Can’t you just quietly enjoy being the richest person on Earth?
The wealth was meaningless without the attention.
If I had his money I’d be 24/7 inventing cool things for myself and wife and friends to experience. This guy has a fundamental need to be the loudest person in the room and to embroil himself into anything and everything. I would almost feel sorry for him - his life has got to really suck so bad and he can’t fix it. So instead he goes off on 100 projects that make no sense or fall apart. There’s stuff I can’t wrap my head around like - why ditch LIDAR when it’s absolutely the answer ? You just know his convoluted brain is so full of mess that if you were offered a deal with the devil to get all his money on the condition that you got trapped in his meat grinder of a mind… you’d turn down the offer.
If I had his money I would attempt to end homelessness in the US, someone who seemed to know what they were talking about estimated it would cost $50 billion. I would start my own animal sanctuary. I would create a high speed rail system. Then I would just fuck around, travel, and build weird shit. Probably take a bunch of LSD every now and then.
Have you considered doing this backwards to end up as a billionaire who can donate his billions to charity?
Giving all homeless shelter and work would create a huge company.
50 billion over several years, not just in one year
if i had elon money, I’d fix SO many problems with the world. Not least of which the homeless problem. But that’s exactly why I’ll never have billions.
Ah yes, i will wait for it while I am travelling in the hyperloop
“It’s not that hard! I swear” (Elon)
he uses shrooms and cocaine to be able to experience the hyperloop
So stupid that I can’t even tell if an Onion article is real or not.
I made that joke when I was 13 years old…
what makes you think fElon isn’t 13 years old too?
